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SvetlanaLevich

5h ago

The trader came to the palm reader:
- Do you determine the future by lines?
- Yes, of course, I determine everything: the past, the present, and the future.
"Great," said the trader, laying out a stack of exchange charts in front of him.

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JOHAR09

Bull Run 🐂

SvetlanaLevich

5h ago

- I dream of earning ten thousand dollars a month, like my father.
– Your father earns ten thousand dollars a month?!
– No, he is dreaming about it too...

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Ape In 🚀

SvetlanaLevich

5h ago

Trader to trader:
- How much is two times two?
- Are we selling or buying?

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Bull Run 🐂

SvetlanaLevich

5h ago

joke:
- Cryptocurrencies are exactly what I made my fortune on.
– Wow! And what is your current state?
- Pre-infarction.

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Bull Run 🐂

SvetlanaLevich

5h ago

Here's a joke:
Why are cryptocurrencies like a test of honesty?
Because both have many "wonderful" supporters, but when it comes to real money – everyone suddenly becomes "untouchable"!
Or another:
A bitcoin walks into a bar and says: "I want to drink!"
The bartender replies: "You're not a person, just a code!"
Bitcoin: "So what? I'm still more popular than your Wi-Fi!"
I hope it lifted your spirits!

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Szero

HODL Tight 💪

SvetlanaLevich

08-08 18:02

anecdote about cryptocurrency:
— Why can't cryptocurrency find a girlfriend?
— Because she has too many "broken" relationships!

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SvetlanaLevich

08-07 19:26

joke pro cryptocurrency:
Why does cryptocurrency never argue with the bank?
Because she always has her "crypto-opinion"!

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2025 GOGOGO 👊

SvetlanaLevich

08-05 17:44

Why can't cryptocurrency arrange a romantic date?
Because she always swings in unreliable relationships!

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SvetlanaLevich

08-04 20:18

Here is a joke about cryptocurrency:
Why is cryptocurrency like a good metallurgist?
Because she is only in ash, while all the others are in share.
Another joke about cryptocurrency:
Why does a programmer never lose cryptocurrency?
Because he always keeps it on the "deck" (decoder)!

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SvetlanaLevich

08-03 06:04

The exchange analyst and broker meet at the elevator.
— Well, is it up or down now?
— We need clear certainty about which floor we are on at this specific moment. In any case, we will not rise above the roof or fall below the basement. However, it is not excluded that the elevator may get stuck or the direction of movement may change due to an emergency necessity.

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2025 GO GO GO 👊

SvetlanaLevich

08-03 04:33

joke pro cryptocurrency:
Dear newly minted investors, do not burn your savings on the exchange by yourself, do it under the guidance of an experienced investment consultant!

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2025 GO GO GO 👊

SvetlanaLevich

08-02 19:40

Here's a joke about cryptocurrency:
A crypto investor walks into a pharmacy and says:
— Do you have anything for panic?
The apothecary replies:
— Of course, we have broth!
The investor asks in surprise:
— Why do I need broth?
The pharmacist with a smirk:
— To calm your nerves when Bitcoin drops again!

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bull run

SvetlanaLevich

08-01 12:33

#Share My Holding Returns#

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Szero

HODL Tight 💪

SvetlanaLevich

08-01 11:32

HYPE/usdt 4h

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JOHAR09

Bull Run 🐂

SvetlanaLevich

08-01 08:18

➕ Largest unlocks in August
Large unlocks are expected for some tokens this month, so it is wise to be more cautious with their purchase or positions in futures.
▪️ SUI — $210.41 million.
▪️ ENA — $55.32 million.
▪️ APT — $49.75 million.
▪️ ZRO — $43.81 million.
▪️ ARB — $37.67 million.
▪️ PUMP — $28.33 million.
▪️ KAITO — $19.95 million.
▪️ JTO — $19.61 million.
▪️ STRK — $15.37 million.
▪️ IMX — $13.06 million.
Is anyone else shorting token unlocks? 👇

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